I think Jesus Christ is a Vampire…
… Sometimes I think JC is a vamp … Here’s some of my takes on how I think, He is one of the undead … a high level vampire … immune to some of the mythical weapons that can subdue a blood sucker…
1. He was never conceived like any ordinary mortal… Who really was his father? a demon disguised as an angel ? to impregnate Mary? … hmmm
2. He can walk on water … could be the power of flight … floating above water …
3. He can heal people and raise the dead… folktales tell about the healing power of vampire’s blood …
4. He can lure people with his words… vampires are know to have mystical powers of hypnosis…
5. He was able to withstand the punishment and torture on his way to be crucified.
6. On the last supper, He shared his blood with his disciples… Maybe he turned them to vampires too… to perform “miracles” and spread the “word” <– Don’t say that to Peter Griffin…
7. He rose from the dead… after dying in the cross… I think the guards missed the heart 
There you go… oh well… I still have to do an in depth research on this… Please be reminded that these are just my thoughts and my words… not that factual .. not yet… 
… Open your mind for a different view.. and Nothing Else Matters – Metallica